Thursday, April 14, 2011

Tina Fey, quit spying on me.

For the past couple of years, I've been watching and enjoying 30 Rock, and I've come to a conclusion. Tina Fey has been spying on me for years to get material for her Liz Lemon character. Allow me to elaborate.

Liz Lemon is an awkward dancer. I also dance awkwardly:

Liz Lemon enjoys comfortable loungewear and eating cheese in the nighttime. I also enjoy comfortable loungewear and eating cheese any time of day:

Liz Lemon is constantly worried about the balance to be struck between her career and her relationships, as well as the possibility of having a child and having to make that delicate balance work. This, secretly, is one of my big worries. 

Liz Lemon wears plaid shirts, cardigans, black framed glasses and jeans. If you know me in real life, you realize that this is basically my uniform:

Like looking in a god damn mirror.

Also like Ms. Lemon, I apply Sims situations to my everyday life:

So this is my plea to Tina Fey. I can see you sneaking around behind me and hiding under my desk, so just quit it, lady. Can you trademark a lifestyle? If so, I've got some sweet-ass royalties coming my way. PBR for everyone! On ME!

1 comment:

  1. Hahaha my favorite line ever:
    "I already have a drink, do you think he would buy me mozzarella sticks? "